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Confession: His hands and how he holds the microphone. OBSESSED.
#anthonyjeselnik #handporn #seriously life over


jeselniks-jezebels:

O_O HOLY HELL
CANT EVEN BLOG TOO BUSY TOUCHING MYSELF RN
RUDE/LIFE RUINER/IM DEAD
KBYE

jeselniks-jezebels:

O_O HOLY HELL

CANT EVEN BLOG TOO BUSY TOUCHING MYSELF RN

RUDE/LIFE RUINER/IM DEAD

KBYE


gainsdigger:

Anthony Jeselnik live. Phoenix, 9/11. This shit was so euphoric…. To be made fun of by the only sociopath a girl could ever need in her life. 👌😍😩

gainsdigger:

Anthony Jeselnik live. Phoenix, 9/11. This shit was so euphoric…. To be made fun of by the only sociopath a girl could ever need in her life. 👌😍😩


mulaneysbutt:

Mulaney & Kroll on “The Jeselnik Offensive” - 8/27/13

The look on his face when the bad Pittsburgh accents start!♡
#anthonyjeselnik #The Jeselnik Offensive


jeselniks-jezebels:

Anthony Jeselnik  The Meltdown Show with Jonah Ray and Kumail Nanjiani Wednesdays at 8:30pm at the Nerdist theater at Meltdown Comics.2.13.13© Atrossity Photography

jeselniks-jezebels:

Anthony Jeselnik  
The Meltdown Show with Jonah Ray and Kumail Nanjiani Wednesdays at 8:30pm at the Nerdist theater at Meltdown Comics.

2.13.13

© Atrossity Photography


"Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I mean whenever I’m about to, I like to play it safe and just assume that the girl has herpes. That way… I don’t have to tell her about my herpes"

-Anthony Jeselnik (via impregnatedwithwonder-38)
FUCK!
#TotalTortureTuesday

FUCK!
#TotalTortureTuesday


I can see why ;)
#anthonyjeselnik #makes Tuesday better


jeselniks-jezebels:

Yes, you can anytime #anthonyjeselnik #babymaker #datsmile

jeselniks-jezebels:

Yes, you can anytime #anthonyjeselnik #babymaker #datsmile



(Source: anthonyjeselnikfan)


"It is like watching a movie where the villain is the most enjoyable character. You are not rooting for him, but whenever he’s on the screen, you are kind of smiling. That’s kind of what I go for. It’s more interesting to me to be the villain than to be the good guy."

-Anthony Jeselnik

(Source: azcentral.com)


Anthony Jeselnik got laughs with off-limits comedy

Jeselnik doesn’t set out to be intentionally offensive with his off-limits comedy. He wants to get his audience to laugh at uncomfortable subjects by talking about them in new and different ways.


jeselniks-jezebels:

Accurate.


jeselniks-jezebels:

@AnthonyJeselnik CAN YOU NOT

What is this hair about.

jeselniks-jezebels:

@AnthonyJeselnik CAN YOU NOT

What is this hair about.

(Source: Flickr / theatrossity)


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