“Unless your name is Olg. That’s his kryptonite”

i’m still pissed about missing anthony jeselnik in columbus

lovetillthelast:

so i’m watching his comedy central presents, trying to make myself feel better. and maybe it’s a subtle display of nerves (because really subtle is the only nervousness you ever see in his persona ever), but he keeps doing something with his tongue that isn’t quite licking his lips but more like checking the corners of them. and it sounds weird to describe it, but every fucking time my eyes just zero in on that and i miss the twist in his set up.

and then i have to pause it because a torrent of dirty thoughts overtake me.

normally i don’t play into that “evil is attractive” thing, but oh my. you smug, sadistic bastard. let me love you.

^this

"Took a trip to Boston with my girlfriend. We stayed with her dad. Couldn’t have been more uncomfortable. He wouldn’t let us sleep in the same bed together. He tells me, “sorry buddy. I just don’t trust you.”.
I said, “trust me buddy..I’m fucking your daughter."

"I can’t believe they’re even saying this to me with a straight face- I was furious. Furious."

(Source: thepositiveatheist)

All of these have already been posted in this blog, but incase you’re new and you missed it, this is a fairly comprehensive list of AJ media.

CB Radio with Cameron Buchholtz: Episode Forty One - Anthony Jeselnik 

posted Sept 10, 2010

Anthony Jeselnik outside Zanies in Nashville, TN

ohhhh my, that body! unnf!

Rick Narrington Dot Com Podcast: Episode 001

Part 2/2. Rick breaks down comedian Anthony Jeselnik, Kobe Bryant, and music from 311.

The Todd Glass Show - Anthony Jeselnik Ringtone

A clip from the Todd Glass Show Podcast

(he has really great hair)

http://www.nerdist.com/2012/01/the-todd-glass-show-28-anthony-jeselnik-and-jonah-ray/

(Source: adayinthelifeofapineapple)

lovetillthelast asked: anthony was in columbus (one of my nearest major cities) like 2 weeks ago and i missed it. i'm drowning my disappointment in your blog. so if you see me reblogging shit from like 40 pages in, don't worry. i'm just spelunking to end my pain.

omg i know what you mean!! i always thought he would never come to my state, but recently i was listening to an old podcast where he mentioned performing in a city only 3 hours from here, and i never knew! it is truly a tragedy.  oh and im TOTALLY okay with you reblogging EVERYTHING on here :) 

cuddlingisoptional:

Anthony Jeselnik has the absolute best delivery of his jokes. amazing. AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

So both Anthony Jeselnik and Russell Brand are supposed to be getting late night talk shows

miss-anthropee:

captainspaceman:

yea!!!! ant’s already taped his pilot, theyre looking to air it in the fall, i think

jeselniks-jezebels:

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Interview: Ron Dempsey, Flashback  Master

haha i fuckin love this.