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Is that a question, or….?



“Birthday Cake!”

“Birthday Cake!”


miss-anthropee:

Full Uncensored Comedy Roundtable Interview

Published on May 2, 2013

Our comedy roundtable guests include Nick Kroll (The League, Kroll Show), Anthony Jeselnik (The Jeselnik Offensive), Kristen Schaal (The Daily Show, Bob’s Burgers), Cicily Strong (Saturday Night Live), Rob Delaney (Comedian).


talkshows:

quick jes thing

i am IN LOVE with this.

talkshows:

quick jes thing

i am IN LOVE with this.


Anthony Jeselnik - Moontower Comedy and Oddity Festival at The Paramount Theater - Austin, Texas, United States - Wednesday 24th April 2013

Anthony Jeselnik - Moontower Comedy and Oddity Festival at The Paramount Theater - Austin, Texas, United States - Wednesday 24th April 2013


johnmulady:

i love the panel portion of jeselnik offensive because it seems like anthony is kind of out of his element so he really just introduces a topic then sits back and listens to his guests and he drops his persona just a bit and starts genuinely smiling and laughing and being so goddamn cute and then you realize they’re joking about something like baby aids or necrophilia but oh no it’s too late you’re already in love because

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"So throw your baby in the dryer and turn it on high!”
-Anthony Jeselnik"

-(via cantmakethesun-rise)

free-wheeling-bisexual:

FUCK ANTHONY JESELNIK JUST COMPARED A BRAZILIAN SEX DOLL TO FUCKING JENNIFER LAWRENCE 


Jason Mantzoukas: I don't know what the big deal is. It's like, a biology class, he's talking about vaginas, blah, blah, blah... It's not that big a deal to me. To me, in high school, I mean, I took AP Fingerblasting--
Anthony Jeselnik: AP?
Jason Mantzoukas: And I passed.
Anthony Jeselnik: Did you get a college credit for that?
Jason Mantzoukas: No. I was homeschooled.

czechmyfrench:

bonechain:


An 8 year old died. Anthony Jeselnik is an asshole. Boycott.


If you’re just realizing he’s an asshole, then you’ve missed a lot… of good jokes.

czechmyfrench:

bonechain:

An 8 year old died. Anthony Jeselnik is an asshole. Boycott.

If you’re just realizing he’s an asshole, then you’ve missed a lot… of good jokes.


myloveisbillhader:

Red carpet razzamatazz


currentsingleladyfuturecatlady:

Clearly he looks like my future husband, Anthony. Duh.

currentsingleladyfuturecatlady:

Clearly he looks like my future husband, Anthony. Duh.


Slow-Mo Jeselnik

thelaughbutton:

i love this.

also on a sidenote; vine makes gif’ing so much easier. wish they would get with the program and offer vine for android already


wubbas:

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wubbas:

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